THE SIGNS AS DOG OWNERS
Aries: Cries whenever they step on their dog's paw
Taurus: Tapes the toilet cover down
Gemini: Teaches their dogs obscure tricks and brags about how much smarter their dog is than everyone's
Cancer: Bakes gourmet treats for their dog that ends up burying them outside
Leo: Sleeps on the floor so their dog can sleep in their bed
Virgo: Feeds their dog organic food only to find out they've been eating their poop
Libra: Buys matching outfits for them and their dog
Scorpio: Trains their dog to sic people on command
Sagittarius: Goes jogging with their dog and always plays fetch with them
Capricorn: Enters their dog in beauty pageants and agility competitions
Aquarius: Dyes their dog's fur pink
Pisces: Is more entertained by their dog's chew toys than their dog is